7/23/2023 0 Comments Funny retirement phrasesGood luck.Ģ8) Retirement is the turning point in your life which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this while. Life remains the same.Ģ6) It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.Ģ7) Consider yourself officially and truly retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Congratulations on retiring.Ģ5) All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. Happy retirement.Ģ4) Was working hard all your life worth it? You are about to realize that now. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.Ģ3) Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Congratulations.Ģ2) Congratulations for your retirement. Congratulations.Ģ1) For someone as lazy as you, retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids, gardening and many other chores.ġ5) No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Don’t let this happen to you.ġ4) Congratulations on your retirement but don’t get too eager to relax yet. Congratulations.ġ3) Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.ġ2) All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Congratulations.ġ1) Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff. You will be hanging out with them a lot.ġ0) Retirement is like a never-ending weekend party except that you can’t drink, can’t hook up and can’t stay up all night even if you want to. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. xoxoĩ) Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Wish you a happy retirement.Ĩ) Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not an option. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.Ħ) Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.ħ) Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now. Have fun.ĥ) After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. Congratulations.Ģ) Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.ģ) The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.Ĥ) Do you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. Don’t forget to share your words on Facebook and Pinterest.ġ) Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Whether it is for your colleagues, bosses, dad, mom, friends or someone in the family – make sure your witty lines put a smile on the new retiree’s face. Read them and think of how you can infuse humor in your greetings. The best part about is that they will be relatable to just about everyone including teachers, professors, doctors, engineers, IT guys, nurses, accountants, business executives or even the friendly oldie working at the neighborhood supermarket. Funny Retirement Wishes: Looking for humorous notes and quirky messages to write on a sweet card or to use in a speech? This post is a roller coaster ride through some of the silliest and funniest quotes about retiring.
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